Eish!!: Calculate your age by Eish!! reads

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Calculate your age by Eish!! reads

Follow these steps and your age will be magically revealed!

  1. Determine how many Eish!! posts have you read this week?
  2. Multiply that number by 2.
  3. Add 5 to the previous result.
  4. Multiply that by 50.
  5. Add 1757 if you've had a birthday this year. If you haven't had a birthday this year, add 1756.
  6. Subtract your birth year.
  7. You'll end up with a 3 digit number, the first digit (in the hundreds place) is how many times you read Eish!! this week (the number you specified in the first step). The next two digits are your age!

Come back tomorrow for a full explanation as to how this wo

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