Lost in Translation

I came across this a little while ago in a small farm town (Grabouw) just outside Cape Town. It's a small clothing/electronics/cycle shop run be a Chinese couple that sell big name brands at remarkably cheap prices ...

You an click for a bigger view but here's the contents of the signs.

[Far left - Orange] TV-DVD-TAPE_CD
Only 2 Months Repair
Guarantee No change
No money back
Water damage not guarantee

[Middle - Orange]
Bicycles not
Guarantee Not
change No money
back
change parts
accept the money

[right top - Yellow]
Dissassemble the machine
and doess not guarantee
by oneself
Enter water and does not
guarantee
Break and does not guarantee

[right bottom - Yellow]
All
speaker not guarantee

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Labels: eish, funny signs

Posted by eishman on Tuesday, April 24, 2007 at 9:08 PM | Permalink