Eish!!: Letter of recommendation

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Letter of recommendation

I just had the below mailed to me, it fits in so beautifully to today's Eish!! opinion piece that I thought I would share it.

Enjoy!!

L ETTER OF RECOMMENDATIO N

1 Phineas Dlamini, my assistant programmer, can always be found
2 hard at work in his cubicle. Phineas works independently, without
3 wasting company time talking to colleagues. Phineas never
4 thinks twice about assisting fellow employees, and he always
5 finishes given assignments on time. Often he takes extended
6 measures to complete his work, sometimes skipping coffee
7 breaks. Phineas is a dedicated individual who has absolutely no
8 vanity in spite of his high accomplishments and profound
9 knowledge in his field... I firmly believe that Phineas can be
10 classed as a high-calibre employee, the type that cannot be
11 dispensed with. Consequently, I truly recommend that Phineas be
12 promoted to executive management, and a proposal will be
13 executed as soon as possible.

Addendum
The idiot was standing over my shoulder while I wrote this report.
Kindly re-read only the odd numbered lines

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Hey Eish man!! I love the Phineas report. Very clever and it made me smile on this rather miserable morning.

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