For some it's imperative that their Facebook status is always up-to-date and their friends are always aware of when they take care of their ablutions, brush their teeth, have perceived brilliant thoughts etc. Others never update their status. Then their are others ...

How about these?

• lamenting the death of canoodling accumulations
• secretly yearning for talcum-powdered pyjamas
• intimidated by overrated bananas
• composing a haiku about mouthwateringly succulent proctologists

If these resonate, click over to the "Facebook Status Generatr" and confuse the hell out of your buddies!

Labels: facebook, facebook status generator

Posted by roygbiv at 8:28 PM | Permalink | Comments