Van ...
Van has a Petrol station in Poffadder and was trying to increase his sales.
So he put up a sign that read, "Free Sex with Fill-Up."
Soon a local pulled in, filled his tank and asked for his
free sex.
Van told him to pick a number from 1 to 10.
If he guessed correctly he would get his free sex.
The local guessed 8, and Van said,
"You were close. The number was 7. Sorry. No sex this time."
A week later, the same , along with his buddy George, pulled
in for another fill-up.
Again he asked for his free sex.
Van again asked him to guess the correct number.
He guessed 2 this time.
Van said, "Sorry, it was 3. You were close, but no free sex this
time."
As they were driving away, the local said to his buddy ,
"I think that game is rigged and he doesn't really give away free
sex."
George replied, " Eishhhhh, it ain't rigged. My wife won twice last
week."
So he put up a sign that read, "Free Sex with Fill-Up."
Soon a local pulled in, filled his tank and asked for his
free sex.
Van told him to pick a number from 1 to 10.
If he guessed correctly he would get his free sex.
The local guessed 8, and Van said,
"You were close. The number was 7. Sorry. No sex this time."
A week later, the same , along with his buddy George, pulled
in for another fill-up.
Again he asked for his free sex.
Van again asked him to guess the correct number.
He guessed 2 this time.
Van said, "Sorry, it was 3. You were close, but no free sex this
time."
As they were driving away, the local said to his buddy ,
"I think that game is rigged and he doesn't really give away free
sex."
George replied, " Eishhhhh, it ain't rigged. My wife won twice last
week."
I am teaching Grade 6/7 IT classes all about the blogging phenomenon - so I direct the Grade 7's to your blog and you publish this! Oops! Hope they don't have their parents looking over their shoulders!! :)
Posted by
Arthur |
January 20, 2008 at 8:48 PM
I have my own way self-censoring. I made Eish!! my mother-in-law's default page.
I am pretty sure that the posting in innocuous enough not to raise the ire of any parent.
Having said that, I must say thanks for the vote of confidence you give y including Eish!! as an example of the "blogging phenomenon.
Posted by
eishman |
January 21, 2008 at 9:13 AM
Your mother-in-law has been known to have a naughty sense of humour herself! :)
I will chat with you about what we are doing at the school - fancy a guest speaker spot?? Yes - its a serious question!
Posted by
Arthur |
January 21, 2008 at 9:47 AM